Where do I apply for this job?

September 8, 2010

Katy Perry, I love you.

I don’t know what it takes to get into this lady’s line of work, but I took art all the way through Art Seminar in high school.  I feel like my qualifications speak for themselves.

But let’s take a moment and highlight what a gal Katy Perry is.  She’s donating her beautiful 32D breasts to help support breast cancer awareness.  If I only had a child’s college fund to spend.  I’d be bidding on those paper mâché breasts and winning.

You minx.

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Doppelgänger of the Day: Vol. 6

July 22, 2010

I’ve found my new love.  Katy Perry.  I’m so happy because I never thought I’d love again.

I’ve found my new love.  Zooey Deschanel.  I’m so happy because I never thought I’d love again.

Left: California gurl Katy Perry. Right: 500 Days of Zooey Deschanel. That's some over-stimulation.

I wonder what it’d take for me to get these two girls together.