I’ve had to catalog my Create-a-Caption contests because I’m starting to lose count of how many of them I place in, but don’t win. I had a great vibe about this one as soon as my fingers left the keyboard. After looking at all the other submissions, I was sure that mine would come out on top. It was subtle and simple. It wasn’t nearly as funny as the blow up doll comment, but I knew that’d never see the light of day. I’m in this to win it, so mine’s family-friendly as well.
Between the glaringly weak competition and nuanced caption, I’m disappointed to say I’ve collected another second place finish.
Dammit, ‘Duk! When I finally win, it’s going to be like Christmas.