Katy Perry, I love you.
I don’t know what it takes to get into this lady’s line of work, but I took art all the way through Art Seminar in high school. I feel like my qualifications speak for themselves.
But let’s take a moment and highlight what a gal Katy Perry is. She’s donating her beautiful 32D breasts to help support breast cancer awareness. If I only had a child’s college fund to spend. I’d be bidding on those paper mâché breasts and winning.