They are friendly to some, but cruel to most. It’s unavoidable for 99.9% of people. For some, hair gets thinner on your head and thicker on your shoulders. For others, your metabolism forgets that it used to be able to let you eat two dozen chicken wings without consequence. Your memory starts to go, your stomach gets a little bit softer, and before you know it, you’re talking about how you could’ve won States if coach would’ve only put you in.
We’ve all seen it happen to the best of ’em. I don’t care who you are, how cool you used to be, or where your seats are at for the Lakers, Father Time will catch up to you eventually.