This should be a hit around Edinboro

cologne

A new cologne inspired by waking up the next day and smelling like a cigarette raped you. It’s called ‘Desperation’.

It’s an intoxicating blend of loneliness, shame, and desperation. It also comes with a complimentary pregnancy test because some days you just feel like the morning after. Available at K-Marts and Walgreens next summer.

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